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a story told by a survivor
Aug 21 • jords
The First Time I Was Too Old for Something
on processing the fact that I will never be Tony Hawk, death bed regrets and the importance of a life lived authentically.
Aug 14 • jords
Dancing on my own
Ridiculously
Aug 7 • jords

July 2026

The Beauty and Vanity of Legacy
My grandfather spent decades telling people he was writing a book.
Jul 31 • jords
It's Nice to Have Eyes
one last ride
Jul 24 • jords
You Can't Order Cigarettes on Amazon
It's never been easier to lose everything
Jul 17 • jords
Doing an Ironman is the Lazy Option
55 should be the minimum age for lycra
Jul 9 • jords
The Worst 24 Hours of My Life
True story
Jul 2 • jords

June 2026

Counterfeit Congregation
why we fucking need each other, bro
Jun 25 • jords
The Allure of Doomerism
There is no need to be upset
Jun 18 • jords
Mostly Dead
I tried to write this intro for about an hour and failed miserably… Well actually I tried for a few minutes and then played a game of blitz chess.
Jun 12 • jords
Retreat yo self
A friend of mine recently went on a retreat. It sounded terrible.
Jun 4 • jords
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