Jords

We All Have Fuck You Money

Andrew Tate doesn't have fuck you money, you probably do

Oct 2 • jords

77

7

7

September 2026

Moving As Moved

how many other wonderful things are out there?

Sep 24 • jords

18

6

1

The Retard Premium

the beginning of the end for taxing the ignorant

Sep 17 • jords

35

2

4

It’s not the thought that counts

being aware of every problem makes you less useful than knowing one

Sep 11 • jords

19

1

3

Just point at things and say wow

do it

Sep 4 • jords

28

9

6

August 2026

The death of articulation

A genius on the tweets, an illiterate child on the streets

Aug 28 • jords

20

2

1

Twitter Brain

a story told by a survivor

Aug 21 • jords

48

9

10

The First Time I Was Too Old for Something

on processing the fact that I will never be Tony Hawk, death bed regrets and the importance of a life lived authentically.

Aug 14 • jords

27

8

2

Dancing on my own

Ridiculously

Aug 7 • jords

24

7

2

July 2026

The Beauty and Vanity of Legacy

My grandfather spent decades telling people he was writing a book.

Jul 31 • jords

17

7

1

It's Nice to Have Eyes

one last ride

Jul 24 • jords

23

11

2

You Can't Order Cigarettes on Amazon

It's never been easier to lose everything

Jul 17 • jords

26

9

1